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I Find These Truths to be Self-Evident...

1. Governments should be afraid of their citizens. Not the other way around. 2. No matter how much power a government has, it's never enough for things to work the way they want them to. 3. There is no problem on Earth that cannot be made worse by getting Congress involved. 4. When the government does things for people, the people lose their desire, and eventually even the ability, to do it for themselves. 5. Liberals prefer to attack people, not ideas. 6. Liberals are obsessed with giving away other people's wealth. 7. Once Congress declares a "war" on something, or promise to eliminate something, you know that thing (poverty, drugs, disease, hunger, terror) will never go away. 8. No matter how many times it's explained to them, liberals will always refer to tax cuts as spending. 9. Profit is always more predictable than politics. 10. Children NEED parents. 11. Anything that gets taxed, gets smaller. 12. Anything that gets subsidized, gets larger. 13. Sometimes violence is necessary to protect peace. 14. The people who run government programs benefit when the programs don't work. 15. Modern slavery has nothing at all to do with shackles, and everything to do with economics, money manipulation, and taxation. 16. "Altruism" should be redefined as "undisclosed motives." 17. Liberty is infringed more by do-gooder government programs than by all the greedy businesses in the world. 18. "Pro-Choice" people aren't usually very pro-choice about anything but abortion. 19. The term "crisis" is easily used to take away liberties. 20. The people who administer government programs don't ever feel very accountable to you, the taxpayer. 21. The only things that really stimulate an economy during peacetime are tax cuts. 22. People are always motivated by some percieved self-interest. 23. The best way to help out your neighbor is to not live off your neighbor. 24. In everything EXCEPT GOVERNMENT, the people paying the bills call the shots. 25. Socialists have a core belief that it's OK to take from one person, even by force if necessary, in order to give to another person. 26. Government-administered charities are always funded by force and coercion. 27. Powerful people usually got that way because they made being powerful their priority, not YOUR WELL-BEING.

Friday, July 10, 2009

God-like: Obama and his Buddies Control the Environment Now

The news from Italy is that the G8 leaders have decided to keep the Earth from warming 2 degrees Celsius. This is significant mainly because the Earth isn't warming up in the first place, and just what would this bunch of stuffed suits really do about it if it were? This is disturbing on so many levels - we had to discuss a few of them.

In other delusional news, we also found out that the col More..lective good vibes from dashboard crystals are what are actually preventing the Earth from crashing into the sun, and that objects are held to the ground not by gravity, but by tiny little strips of velcro.