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I Find These Truths to be Self-Evident...

1. Governments should be afraid of their citizens. Not the other way around. 2. No matter how much power a government has, it's never enough for things to work the way they want them to. 3. There is no problem on Earth that cannot be made worse by getting Congress involved. 4. When the government does things for people, the people lose their desire, and eventually even the ability, to do it for themselves. 5. Liberals prefer to attack people, not ideas. 6. Liberals are obsessed with giving away other people's wealth. 7. Once Congress declares a "war" on something, or promise to eliminate something, you know that thing (poverty, drugs, disease, hunger, terror) will never go away. 8. No matter how many times it's explained to them, liberals will always refer to tax cuts as spending. 9. Profit is always more predictable than politics. 10. Children NEED parents. 11. Anything that gets taxed, gets smaller. 12. Anything that gets subsidized, gets larger. 13. Sometimes violence is necessary to protect peace. 14. The people who run government programs benefit when the programs don't work. 15. Modern slavery has nothing at all to do with shackles, and everything to do with economics, money manipulation, and taxation. 16. "Altruism" should be redefined as "undisclosed motives." 17. Liberty is infringed more by do-gooder government programs than by all the greedy businesses in the world. 18. "Pro-Choice" people aren't usually very pro-choice about anything but abortion. 19. The term "crisis" is easily used to take away liberties. 20. The people who administer government programs don't ever feel very accountable to you, the taxpayer. 21. The only things that really stimulate an economy during peacetime are tax cuts. 22. People are always motivated by some percieved self-interest. 23. The best way to help out your neighbor is to not live off your neighbor. 24. In everything EXCEPT GOVERNMENT, the people paying the bills call the shots. 25. Socialists have a core belief that it's OK to take from one person, even by force if necessary, in order to give to another person. 26. Government-administered charities are always funded by force and coercion. 27. Powerful people usually got that way because they made being powerful their priority, not YOUR WELL-BEING.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Islam Throughout the Galaxy: Hate-Cleric Plans to Convert Aliens!

From the Insane-Muslims-Say-The-Darnedest-things File:

Notorious radical Islamic cleric and father-of-the-year candidate Omar Bakri ranted today about the need to be ready to convert aliens to Islam, should they appear in our midst.

The 50 year old Al-Muhajiroun leader declared, “We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him.”

Presumably all pumped up on the universality of the religion of peace, the Sheikh, best known for promising "a 9-11 every day" for America, and now famous as the father of Europe's most famous stripper, made sure his followers were ready to start proselytizing the moment they see any little green men.

One has to wonder about the sanity of a man who thinks anyone would travel billions of miles in search of Islamic solutions